THE EMPLOYEE
✳$牛马
BABA culture.
Internet worker energy.
$牛马NIUMACLOCK IN ↗ THE CHINESE CORPORATE ANIMAL
$牛马RWA = REAL WORKING ANIMAL.
Half bull. Half horse. 100% employee.
A BABA-inspired meme for everyone making the
company rich. You know who you are.
◇ BNB CHAIN × FLAP STILL AT WORK. STILL HOLDING.
OFFICE CAM_01 OVERTIME
23:47:00PROOF OF WORK. UNFORTUNATELY.
EMPLOYEE
OF THE
EVERY MONTH
* not the RWA you had in mind.OF THE
EVERY MONTH
BABA REPORTS EARNINGS.✳I REPORT TO WORK.✳STILL AT WORK. STILL HOLDING.✳
NIUMA HUMAN RESOURCES ®
牛马 NIU / MA
- POSITION
- THE FUNDAMENTALS
- DEPARTMENT
- PERMANENT OVERTIME
- STATUS
- STILL AT WORK
EMPLOYEE NO. 000996
“I AM THE
FUNDAMENTALS
OF BABA.”— employee of the month
ISSUED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF COPE.FUNDAMENTALS
OF BABA.”— employee of the month
MEET THE EMPLOYEE
LITERALLY,
BULL + HORSE.
SPIRITUALLY,
EMPLOYEE.
牛马 is Chinese internet slang for the overworked corporate grinder.
The one answering messages at 11:47 PM. Making the company rich. Checking their own portfolio under the meeting table.
You work for BABA? You’re a 牛马.
You don’t? You’re probably somebody else’s 牛马.
Welcome to the company. There is no orientation.
THE BABA LORE
INTERNAL MEMO — FOR ALL STAFFBABA BEATS
EXPECTATIONS.
EXPECTATIONS
BEAT US.
Jack Ma called 996 a blessing.
Work 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week: BABA beats expectations, expectations beat us.
PERFORMANCE REVIEWFY / FOREVER
THE COMPANYBABAREPORTS EARNINGS ↗
THE EMPLOYEE牛马REPORTS TO WORK ↗
◇
Niuma has Diamond hands.
Can’t sell.
Boss is watching.
BABA IS THE STOCK.NIUMA IS THE WORKER.NO AFFILIATION. JUST OVERTIME.
THE PROPOSED BENEFITS PACKAGE
PRE-LAUNCH CONCEPTREAL WORK.
A DIFFERENT EXPOSURE.
The idea: connect the worker meme
with tokenized BABA exposure.
Overtime finally has a ticker.
PROPOSED TRADING TAX
↗1%
From the project brief.
Final configuration at launch.
PROPOSED RWA LINK
◇BABA*
Tokenized stock exposure.
Asset & routing to be confirmed.
THE FINE PRINT, IN NORMAL SIZE.
The BABA token, trading pair and use of the 1% tax are still to be confirmed. This concept does not promise stock distributions or direct Alibaba share ownership.
SAME DAY. EVERY DAY.
NO STOCK PHOTOS. ONLY STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.THE NIUMA LIFE™
Long BABA lore.
Short lunch break.
Arrive at work.
Eat.
Technically off work.
Still working.
“Quick question.”YOU ARE HERE ↑
THE DAILY STANDUP
HELD THROUGH
ANOTHER MEETING.
ANOTHER MEETING.
THE QUICK CALL
23:48BOSSquick call?
MELooking at
Niuma chart.
Niuma chart.
SEEN BY BOSS. UNFORTUNATELY.
THE CASH FLOW
MY BOSS SAID
WE NEED MORE
LIQUIDITY.
I STARTED
CRYING.
THE OFFICE MOVEMENT
AMBITION: CLOCKED IN.A BILLION PEOPLE
GO TO WORK.
GIVE THEM A MEME.
The office dream? Flip BABA.
The current reality? Another meeting.
MISSION: FLIP BABA11.11 / A MEME, NOT A FORECAST.
PLEASE CONTACT HR
FREQUENTLY
AVOIDED
QUESTIONS.
HR has reviewed your concerns.
HR is also a 牛马.
NOT RESOLVED
What is NIUMA?+
牛马 is Chinese internet slang for an overworked corporate grinder. Literally: bull + horse. Spiritually: employee. $牛马 is a BABA-inspired meme planned for BNB Chain via Flap.
Why BABA?+
BABA is the stock. NIUMA is the worker. Alibaba and the 996 conversation are part of the cultural reference. The proposed tokenized BABA connection will be explained with exact asset and contract details before launch.
What’s the tax? Do I receive stock?+
The brief proposes a 1% trading tax. The final BABA asset, pair, tax allocation and any distribution rules are not confirmed. Holding NIUMA does not by itself make you an Alibaba shareholder. Check the published mechanism at launch.
Is Jack Ma involved?+
No. Jack Ma doesn’t need $NIUMA. He’s not a 牛马.
Is Alibaba involved?+
No. They’re busy. So are the 牛马. NIUMA is an independent meme project and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Alibaba or Jack Ma.
What’s the utility?+
You finally have something to look at during meetings. “Can’t sell. Boss is watching.” is an office joke, not a statement about token transfer restrictions.
Wen moon?+
After work.
Please don’t actually stop working. You have a meeting tomorrow.
THE GROUP CHAT IS STILL AWAKE.
STILL AT WORK. STILL HOLDING.✳
You don’t need a job at BABA.
You just need to know the feeling.
CA / NOT ISSUED YETOFFICIAL ADDRESS WILL APPEAR HERE AT LAUNCH.PRE-LAUNCH